Hell on Earth

Out of nowhere, PARMA officials seem to have evacuated the island with no warning or notice beforehand. In their absence, [REDACTED] has taken control of the island, with plenty of questionable changes being made to the island's stable environment.

Today marks the beginning of a new era on this island, for better or for worse. Will the survivr inhabitants of the island be able to withstand these changes, or will they find themselves consumed by the mold?

Potato vs. Tomato

While survevrs have since become accustomed to the periodical spuddy incursions on the island, life was not always this way. Once, botanist brothers Spud and Percy Solanum worked in tandem, seeking to uncover the mysteries of the [REDACTED]. In an act of betrayal, the Soviets obtained their precious research secrets, fragmenting their partnership forever. Join the fight of potato vs tomato... and may the best nightshade win!

Additionally, PARMA's FSTMS division is proud to present their latest concoction: the PMG-134 (Potato Minigun 134), using a six-barrel rotary machine gun to blast tater tots at insane firerates. It's perfect for mowing down your local Soviet!

Spring Blossoms

As PARMA continues to work on their research, the snow has melted and spring has returned to the island! Enjoy the cherry blossoms!

For the latest leeks and developments, be sure to join the Discord Server!

Snow, Smoke, & Shells

As we head into the final stretch of winter, our favourite arboreal mode has returned with a fresh coat of snow! For those who have been fighting through the winter weather, seek refuge at the campfires spread out across the island.

In addition, PARMA's Department of Advanced Weaponry would be proud to present the new SPAS-16, capable of unloading heavy damage... if they could find where their prototype went, that is.

The standard-issue IMD-2 is great for surpressing enemies with its high fire rate, but will have you asking your squad for ammo more often than not.

As PARMA attempts to defrost their simulation equipment, those who persist will be rewarded with the first blossoms of spring.

High-Speed Hunting

A new structure, lootable perks, and an open map: welcome back to the Savannah hallucination! For the brave, the bold, and the bloodthirsty, a secondary 'perk' is given to the kill leader: The Hunted, revealing your position to all enemies.

Ever wanted your bullets to travel at absurd speeds? Look no further than PARMA's new perk: High-Velocity Rounds! This perk greatly increases bullet speed & range.

Additionally, a new warehouse has been constructed, offering a more dangerous secure place to store valuables, such as the new construction case.

If you need hunting partners, look no further than our Discord Server!

The Palms Sway

Tired of the snow and ice? PARMA is providing a limited-time opportunity for Survevrs to escape... to a tropical island! Grab a Coconut from the swaying Palm Trees and throw it at a friend or foe, or set sail for the new Pirate Hut to obtain the mythical Golden Cutlass. Legend says those who wield the sword will never fail to find bountiful loot with each enemy they slay.

Surprises also await those who choose to tough out the winter weather. Trudge through the snow to find an Iced Hardstone Block, which can only be broken by the new Ice Axe. Enjoy some gun model redesigns and Winter recolors, some minor balance adjustments, and a plethora of bugfixes and improvements!

For an exclusive look at what's happening on the island, and to connect with the player community, check out our Discord Server!!

Anniversary Harvest

A strange irregularity emanating from the center of the island has led to the temporal displacement of survevrs back to October 2017... perfectly coinciding with surviv's birthday!

Celebrate eight years of chicken dinners with a new limited-time gamemode simulating the Early Access version of the game, featuring silos, boxes, trees... and the key to victory: weapons! Note that our lack of research funds back then also means that the barrels don't explode.

On top of that, a new and improved fall map has returned, with additional obstacles and a new type of squash, providing even more loot for you.

Thanks to everyone for being a part of this community, and go hunting for the chicken dinner! Beware of the approaching gloom...

Remnants

The war goes quiet once more after both sides exhausted their weaponry (and scheduled fighter flights).

Luckily, there's still tons of reserve airdrops, so go get rid of them in the Desert!

The Mk45G and Desert Camo have also been made more common.

Stay tuned for new content, with the return of our arboreal and veld landscapes...

New Leadership

50v50 is back for another round, and getting straight to fighting is easier than ever: select guns are now bundled with ammo.

Additionally, if a team leader fails to fire their flare soon after being promoted, it will now be auto-fired.

A new role, the Captain, has joined the ranks, but promotion to this role is not as easy as it seems. Lone Survivrs have also picked up a new perk: AP Rounds.

Enjoy a selection of role buffs and new gun world images. Let us know your thoughts by hopping into our Discord server!

Class-ified Logs

Project COBALT has begun once again on the Island! Pick from one of six classes and spawn in with special perks, then find class-pods to gather unique class loot.

Be nimble and stealthy as the Scout, unleash firepower as the Assault, or stand your ground as the deflective Tank. Team up with friends and form the perfect strategy, the group combinations are endless!

Accounts have also returned! Personalize them with a unique name and emoji, and have the ability to track and view your stats -- even gamemode specific! You can also view the leaderboards.

Need to assemble a classy squad? Make sure to join our Discord server to form the perfect team.

Boiled potato

As spring continues to progress on the island, so does the regrowth of vegetation. PARMA's FSTMS division have once again started up more testing on the fan-favorite potatoes.

Don't worry, there's plenty to go around, and is that…. Is that… An egg?